Shimmy Says
Shimmy Says delivers sharp, witty, and insightful commentary on the biggest stories in tech, business, and culture. Hosted by Alan Shimel, each episode breaks down the headlines you need to know with bold opinions, real talk, and just the right amount of sarcasm. Whether it’s tech drama, industry trends, or internet absurdities, Shimmy keeps it real—and keeps you in the know.
Tune in for fast-paced takes, special guests, and a fresh perspective you won’t get anywhere else.
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As the AI World Turns — Anthropic, Figma and the Great Betrayal | Shimmy Says
Welcome to As the AI World Turns — the new Shimmy Says series treating the AI industry as what it has actually become: the most expensive soap opera ever produced. Today, Anthropic. The company founded to be the principled alternative to OpenAI is facing a Silicon Valley backlash. Anthropic quiet...
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America Is Building the Great Wall of AI | Shimmy Says
For decades, America criticized China for walling off its digital economy. When it comes to AI, the roles may be starting to reverse — and the wall America is building may end up trapping us, not them. Chinese labs are releasing capable open-weight models like Kimi, Qwen and DeepSeek. American AI...
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Google Is a Parasite — And Everyone Else Is Paying the Price | Shimmy Says
Google just got fined $1 billion by the EU for violating the Digital Markets Act. Regulators say AI Overviews and AI Mode may be next. Alan Shimel argues this is only the beginning of a reckoning that's been coming for years. Old Google indexed the open web and sent people to publishers. New Goog...
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Data Centers Everywhere — And America Is Done Being Polite | Shimmy Says
Support for building a data center nearby collapsed from 43% to 21% in nine months. Opposition hit 71%. That's not a shift in public opinion — it's a revolt.
In this extended episode of Shimmy Says, Alan Shimel argues the American data center backlash isn't anti-AI. It's anti-deal. And he trave...
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When the Have-Nots Become the Haves: China's Open-Source AI Rethink Isn't About China
For years, the AI narrative seemed simple: American companies built the frontier while Chinese labs responded with increasingly capable open-source alternatives. Most people read that as an ideological commitment to openness.Alan Shimel isn't so sure. In this episode of Shimmy Says, Alan connects...
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America 250 and the Intelligence Grid | Shimmy Says
As America approaches its 250th birthday, Alan Shimel reflects on the next great infrastructure build already underway: the Intelligence Grid.
In this episode of Shimmy Says, Alan looks at America’s history of railroads, electrification, highways, telecom, the internet and cloud, and argues that...
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From the Oceans Below to Space Above
The real AI race may not be about models. It may be about infrastructure.
In this episode of Shimmy Says, Alan Shimel looks at how underwater AI data centers and early plans for orbital compute point to a much larger shift in the AI market.
As demand for AI grows, the industry will need more th...
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Cisco’s AI Endgame Is the Operating Layer
Cisco’s AI strategy came into sharper focus at Cisco Live.
In this episode of Shimmy Says, Alan Shimel breaks down how Silicon One, Splunk, AI networking, security, Cloud Control and AgenticOps are beginning to look like pieces of a larger platform strategy.
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The 3 Pillars of the Autonomous Enterprise
Everyone wants the autonomous enterprise. Very few people can explain what it actually means.
In this episode of Shimmy Says, Alan Shimel breaks down a practical framework built on three ideas: automate 80% of enterprise work, 3x every employee and rethink the SaaS economics consuming IT budgets.... -
The AI Minute: When Strategy Gets Outdated After Lunch
In this episode of Shimmy Says, Alan Shimel breaks down what it means to live inside the “AI minute” — a world where agentic AI, security risks, infrastructure pressure and governance challenges are evolving faster than traditional business cycles can keep up. As AI accelerates everything from so...
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AI Is Already Ahead of Its Skis | Shimmy Says
You ever watch Olympic downhill skiing? Not the highlight reel. The full run. These athletes are flying down ice at nearly 90 miles an hour, right on the edge of control. And when they get ahead of their skis, there is a moment when they are still upright, still moving, but no longer really in co...
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Why Apollo Was Worth Every Penny — And Artemis Is Too | Shimmy Says
We went to the Moon with just 4 kilobytes of RAM. That fact alone tells you something important about Apollo. It was never just a space program. It was a demonstration of what a civilization can do when it decides to do something extraordinary. In this episode of Shimmy Says, Alan Shimel breaks d...
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The Week AI Got Real | Security, Jobs and the AI Economy
This may be the week artificial intelligence stopped feeling theoretical and started becoming undeniable. In this episode of Shimmy Says, Alan Shimel breaks down two major developments that reveal the true scale of AI disruption now underway. One points to a future where AI can dramatically accel...
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Making Sense of the World: AI, Layoffs, Debt and Opportunity
Why does the world feel so unstable right now? In this episode of Shimmy Says, Alan Shimel breaks down the collision of forces reshaping the global economy in real time: the AI arms race, mass infrastructure spending, tech layoffs, power-hungry data centers, rising debt and the growing pressure o...
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From Covering AI to Running on It | Shimmy Says
What happens when a company stops talking about AI and starts running on it? In this episode of Shimmy Says, Alan “Shimmy” Shimel shares a firsthand look at how Techstrong is deploying agentic AI across real business operations. What started as cautious experimentation has quickly evolved into a ...
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Humanity’s God Complex: Are We Building Beyond Our Control?
What if the biggest technology races today aren’t separate — but mirror images? In this episode of Shimmy Says, Alan “Shimmy” Shimel explores humanity’s twin obsessions: creating intelligence in our own image and escaping mortality through technology. From AI consciousness and superintelligence t...
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The Circus at CISA Continues - Shimmy Says Ep 50
The leadership situation at CISA continues to raise questions. In this episode of Shimmy Says, Alan “Shimmy” Shimel looks at the latest controversy surrounding the nominee to lead the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency and what it says about the state of America’s cyber defense lead...
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Apples Unified-Memory Advantage - Shimmy Says Ep 49
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Humanity vs. The Algorithm: Why Bots Shouldn’t Write Our Future
Are algorithms shaping what you believe? Or are you shaping the algorithm? In this episode of Shimmy Says, Alan Shimel breaks down algorithmic influence, bot amplification, and the growing power of engagement-driven social media feeds. From reporting on automated accounts boosting political messa...
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Do AI Agents Need Intelligence to Do Their Job?
Do AI agents actually need to be intelligent? Or do they just need to get the job done? We’ve spent months arguing about whether AI truly “understands” anything. Whether it has a mind. Whether it’s just autocomplete dressed up in confidence. Meanwhile, inside real companies, AI agents are draftin...
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"Enshitification" Music Video
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Blaming the Internet Is Like Blaming the Mirror
🪞 Blaming the internet for what’s wrong with society is like blaming the mirror because you don’t like what you see. Platforms optimize for engagement. Engagement rewards outrage. Incentives drift toward shareholders. Cory Doctorow calls it enshittification. The uncomfortable truth is this. The i...
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AI and the Scarlet Letter | Shimmy Says Ep. 45
This week on Shimmy Says, we’re talking about the scarlet letter we’ve stamped on AI-generated work. The funny part? It has almost nothing to do with quality and everything to do with fear. What that hesitation means for DevOps teams, engineering culture, and how work gets done is at the center o...
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AI in Adolescence: Twilight Zone or Asimov’s Robotics?
AI is growing up fast — faster than our institutions, norms, and guardrails. In this episode of Shimmy Says, Alan Shimel explores AI’s “adolescent” phase through two powerful cultural lenses: the unchecked power and volatility of The Twilight Zone, and the rules-driven optimism of Asimov’s roboti...